When someone you don’t know falls over:

When your friend falls over:

When you fall over:

All the guys are like:

All the girls are like:

And then there’s me:

Am I supposed to put my life on hold
Because you don’t know how to act
And you don’t know where your life is going
Am I supposed to be torn apart, broken hearted, in a corner crying?
Pardon me if I don’t show it
I don’t care if I never see you again
I’ll be alright
Take this final piece of advice and get yourself together,
But either way baby, I’m gone

I’m so over it, I’ve been there and back
Changed all my numbers and just in case you’re wondering
I got that new
I’m a single girl swag

I hope you fucking burn in hell for this shit

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